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Across the Pennines in Emmerdale, it is the hideous Jamie who is giving us the most cause for concern.
Then, to add insult to injury, she spots her mum snogging Jimmy on Thursday.
Having wound up Sarah about this development, he gets access to Jason's phone on Friday and fires off an incriminating text message. East Enders A loved-up Bradley and Stacey return to the Square on Monday and run straight into trouble.
Mind you, if you've been conducting an affair with your groom's dad, you can't expect it to be wine and roses all the way.
This looks like another unlikely romance in the making.
It's a bad week for Scarlett, too, who overhears Carrie telling the cops that Lexi is her daughter on Tuesday.